Your soon-to-be-second-ex-husband calls in order to say “hey.” However you’ve currently started to forget exactly how it felt to be beneath him.

Today’s forecast: Cloudy, with no potential for ever returning.

Delighted hour. And you’re using your thigh-high shoes as well as your favorite sweater that is black the cleavage-revealing cut-out along with your tightest jeans while the guy using the gorgeous look sitting diagonal away from you during the bar keeps staring.

Today’s forecast: Clouds will let up additionally the possibility of getting set is the same as your courage that is liquid minus anxiety about herpes along with other STDs condoms will likely not protect you against.