Always gotta give that 1 minute of waiting to open a snapchat so they don’t think you were waiting for them to snap you ????????????

All other times, it’s just a path toward slow destruction as you see it took them three hours to look. Naturally, you have to wait four hours before looking at theirs.

There are few betrayals more painful than getting a selfie you thought was just for you, analyzing how much they must like you to send you such a personal pic, and then seeing it in their public story. This is why you have trust issues.

You just can’t risk them noticing that you open every single one, including all 18 they took while eating fries at McDonald’s. It’s a very real temptation, for sure, but for the sake of being smooth, be selective (and hope you don’t miss out on a shirtless gym Snap.)

You’ve opened their Snaps way [...]