When it comes to love, millennials are a confounding bunch. We’re interested in to shop for property than simply spending for a wedding, and we’re rapidly quitting our jobs to visit and see the world with a partner we’ll never marry (and never divorce). We probably met our significant others towards an online dating software or stalked their social media before ever meeting IRL, and we tag our platonic friends in kooky relationship memes with the words “Soo united states!”